Don't use the self-cleaning function. How?

In my 30 years as an appliance repair technician, the most common call is to fix self-cleaning ovens.

Self-cleaning ovens are attractive, but they're like swimming in shark-infested seas.

Shark bites aren't certain, but they're probable.

Self-cleaning your oven doesn't ensure a costly repair, but it's likely.

Self-cleaning ovens burn crumbs and oil to ash.

The oven is heated to about 1,000° F for three to five hours. Overheating may harm oven components.

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